Game Size: 128K
Game Type: Side Scrolling Helicopter Rescue/SHMUP Arcade Conversion of a Microcomputer Game.
Other Ways to Play: Arcade, Apple II, Atari 8 bit, Atari 5200, Atari 7800, FM 7, Colecovision, Commodore 64, MSX, NES, PC 6001, PC 88, Sharp X1, Sega SG 1000, Thompson TO, VIC 20
Power Base Convertor Playable?: Yes, 6 button controller compatible.
Price I Paid: Unsure. Probably 15 or so.
Price I Would Pay: 10 Dollars
Condition: Game, Case, Manual
Game Rating: OK
My History: I bought this on Ebay back in the early 00s when I discovered it existed. Before the Dark Times. Before the Retro Bubble. Also played the Sega Arcade game once in the mid-late 80s at a Rhode Island beach.
Ahh the legendary Choplifter. A classic early 80s computer game Sega made a port of to the arcade, which Sega then ported to the Master System. While the definitive version of a legendary game which still has sequels to this very day, the limitations of the Master System and games in 1986 keep it from being what it could, would, and should be. Let's talk about it. (So I can continue to not really give any games in this project so far a GOOD rating. Sigh.)
In this game you have a helicopter with guns on it. You fly across three stages of lovely parallax effect terrain rescuing hostages. (Or captives. Or prisoners.) One button shoots your gun or drops bombs. The other with directional pad presses turns your helo's facing to either direction or facing the screen where you can drop bombs on stuff in the foreground.
Your helo can carry 16 people at a time and you need 40 to clear a stage with some bonus points if you bring back enough to go over that amount. Landing on these captives or having tanks shoot them , or when you yourself shoot them accidentally can kill them, though the biggest way to lose them is by being shot down carrying them back to your base for drop off and big scoring points depending on how full of a load you return with. (Insert poop or wee or orgasm joke here. KTHXBAILUVU.) Each level has four bases containing 16 people.
(Note: There is a bug where if you break open a holding cell where the captives are and land right in the burning opening the prisoners will just die. They are none too bright or something. I guess. Sometimes they will walk right under you. Or will walk away from you if you try to bunny hop on the ground to try to keep the foreground tanks and PT boats from showing up. Which sometimes works. Sometimes.)
The game actually uses some realism as your craft tilts in the direction you are moving meaning your gun may be aiming upwards or downwards as opposed to just straight ahead. Forwards facing can have your bombs fly out at an angle and even the height of your helo will determine where on the foreground the bombs go! Also running into the ground or slamming down on it will wreck your chopper, as does running into the various bits of terrain that pop up.
Graphics, sound, and play control are all pretty good. Its just... its TOO DAMNED HARD. The camera doesn't always play nice which can get you killed by shots from off screen or random aircraft or enemy vehicles shooting and ramming you with no chance to see them. While you do gain extra lives I am unaware of a continue mode should you run out. Be abused through three stages. Go through again with different colored backgrounds and more enemies and faster action.
Repeat until bored. If it wasn't throwing so much at you and for such a minor thing it could be a damned masterpiece. Instead its the definitive version of an early 80s classic. Just one gone from 16k cartridges (or fitting on 48K RAM microcomputer diskettes) to a 128k cart. It has more than the original but not that much more.
On the upside unlike so many SMS games I have played Choplifter SHOWS YOUR LIVES AND SCORE ON SCREEN OH SWEET OPTIMUS PRIME/OL DIRTY BASTARD/RON STOPPABLE/PRINCESS CELESTIA IT IS A MIRACLE THANK YOU BABBY JEEBUS!
Ahem. Yes. You see your score and lives on the top which seems to be a mixture of movie aspect ratio letterboxing and a way to keep the screen at bottom busy. And with the lovely graphics, parallax effects, and tons of action it needs it! There is some sprite flicker but rarely when it matters.
Next seven screenshots are from Fusion emulator.
Title screen! Aka: HOORAY WE ARE BEING SAVED VIA CHAIN GUN DEATH! SWEET RELEASE!
Flying sideways while a hostage is waving to me from the ground.
Extra overachiever points for rescuing more than 40 dudes. Those other captives? Bugger off will ya?
The bad guys sometimes REALLY don't want you rescuing their prisoners. This jeep basically ignores them and tries to shoot you out of the sky unlike the tank which is an equal opportunity killer.
And much easier to avoid than this SOB.
Yes I am now rescuing swimming captives in the ocean from a submarine while this weird boat thing takes over from the tanks. I don't understand the physics of it. Maybe my helo floats and the sub just sits on the surface or something. Prisoner subs. Totally logical, yes.
And the worst of the three stages. Caves. Where flying fireballs plus stalactites/mites, cannons, and some gun mounted things out of GI Joe all equal massive death and frustration.
I've made it through the first wave of stages. Now the background changes color and it gets even harder to get the job done. But sometimes you see odd stuff like a flying bicycle or other such shenanigans.
The next four screenshots are from the Genesis with a Power Base Convertor.
Tanks and jets want to stop me from rescuing dudes.
More dudes in a rescue run equals more points. And more risk of losing too many guys via being shot down. In this case I have so many the poor SMS is flickering like hell.
Captives on a ship full of guns firing at you. Hard to hit guns. On the upside being higher off the horizon means I at least don't have to worry about a PT boat thing shooting at me or the dudes.
And some actual Master System screenies to finish it out.
Master System Play: Outside of the usual SMS video output it plays just as good. The Power Stick kind of sucks for this game sadly. 6 button Genesis Pad and the normal SMS Pad work really well however. As does the Epyx 500XJ. Its kind of been a thing hasn't it? Either the Power Stick is complete arse or the only way to play a game. Usually the former sadly. Maybe I need to play with it on a desk or something solid?
Rating: Well I want to say its Good. But it isn't. It is just too damned hard and just has too little of actual content for it to be anything but OK. And this saddens me because it is SO very close to a Good rating. Double the levels. Reduce initial difficulty. BAM. GOOD. This is a game that BEGS for a larger cartridge and a smoother difficulty curve. Also plenty of unfair deaths due to your helicopter's movement sometimes hiding things about to kill you. That needs fixing too. Still, it IS worth playing. Just don't pay a ton for it.
Next Time: Well this month and last have been busy and snowy. So instead of biweekly it will be two more reviews in April. Which may or may not still be the first one in two weeks! FUN WITH CALENDARS! And what shall I cover? Boxing. Yes. Boxing. Two boxing games. Join me for Boxing Month where I review Rocky and Heavyweight Champ (Aka: Buster Douglas Boxing aka George Foreman Boxing).